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Noah was called a conspiracy theorist

Noah was called a conspiracy theorist

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It’s estimated that it took Noah between 55-75 years max to build the ark. Imagine being a child and walking by Noah’s house seeing him laying out wood and piecing the ark together, day in and day out you walk past this guy building, measuring, and cutting wood.

For some perspective, the ark was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high. The volume of space in the ark was 1.4 million cubic feet, equal to the capacity of 522 standard railroad box cars, which could carry 125,000 sheep.

Now imagine, everyday you see Noah working away on the ark for 75 years! Everyday you see the sign of God’s judgement being built before your eyes. Indeed, people would have mocked him and made fun of him, calling him names like Conspiracy Theorist. But Noah persisted and when the door was shut it began to rain and judgement came.

Also available in our hoodie!

  • Custom designed and made-to-order in the USA

T-Shirt Details

This classic unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. These soft cotton, light-weight t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

  • Solids: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
  • Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • Heather Prism Colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
  • Features: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, tear-away label
  • Fit: Unisex cut, retail fit, true to size
  • Wash & Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Size Chart

Size Width (in) Length (in) Chest/Bust (in)
XS 16.50 27.01 31"-34"
S 17.99 27.99 34"-37"
M 20.00 29.02 38"-41"
L 22.01 30.00 42"-45"
XL 24.02 31.02 46"-49"
2XL 25.98 32.01 50"-53"
3XL 27.99 32.99 54"-57"

Shipping

$4.75 for the first t-shirt, $2.40 each additional. Shipping up to 2-5 business days.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low or hang dry.

Refunds & Returns

RETURN AND REFUND POLICY

REFUNDS

At Vine & Shepherd, we desire to deliver high quality designs and pure happiness with each order. All of our products are custom made when you place your order.

We’re happy to offer a refund if there is any damage to an order. This can be things like manufacturing errors, items arriving with holes, or the order arriving with clear, demonstrable damage. Otherwise, we do not offer returns or exchanges if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.

Once you receive your order, look for an email from customer@trackorder.site. You can use this link to report an issue to customer support.

RETURNS

We don’t require sending in any flawed or damaged items. If one of these unfortunate circumstances does pop up, we’re content with photo evidence. Our customer support team is happy to assist with any questions, comments, or concerns.

Once you receive your order, look for an email from customer@trackorder.site. You can use this link to report an issue to customer support.

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